Your parents' expectations of school
They expect you to be walking to school like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you to be in class like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect you before an exam to be all like:
but in reality you’re like:
They expect to react to your exam mark like:
but in reality they’ll be like:
When your bestfriend gets pissed at you
and you try to do funny things:
they are like:
My walk....
when I’m not on my period
when I’m on my period
One day, The boy touched the girl's hand.The next day,The girl touched the boy's hand.
WHAT A TOUCHING STORY!
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
An even shorter horror story:
“Eiichiro Oda is dead.”
Even worse:
“Your parents find your Tumblr.”
The worst ever:
“President Santorum”
“President Santorum”………“President Santorum”
I fold.
“PRESIDENT SANTORUM”
LITERALLY JUST SCREAMED
NO NO NO NO NO
(Source: partyprofessor)
